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Joke of the Day

"People have been on the hunt for sasquatch for some time now. Finding one has proven to be no small feat."

"Did you hear about the truck full of blueberries that crashed on the highway? It caused a traffic jam."

"Cheerleaders are there to tell you that your team needs to score more points & the name of your team in case you forget at any given moment"

"What do college fish study? Algae brah... I know it sucks but it was the only joke I've ever come up with!"

"Anyone remember this from the Austin Powers commercial? ""If you see one movie this summer... see Starwars... but if you see two movies see Austin Powers...."""

"Actual advice Mallard in a recent interview denounced his internet fame. It was quite a pro duck shun."

"Why can you call a liberal a leftist but can't call a conservative a rightist? Because they're always the wrongest."

"Why did the physicist throw out his shag rug? He assumed the lawnmower was a vacuum"

"Don't vaccinate your children! Let a trained medical professional do it!"

"How did the mathematician get rid of his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil."