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Joke of the Day
"Why did Adele cross the road? So she could sing 'Hello from the other side'!"
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"What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla? My zipper"
"Someone threw NaCl at me That's a salt"
"A Scotsman and an Irish man walk into a bar And the Scotsman shouts ""All the drinks are on me!"" The next morning the headlines read *""Irish Ventriloquist Found Dead Behind Bar""*"
"Time = Money because you SPEND it!"
"Damn Girl, did you fall from heaven? Cus your face is fucked up."
"hello 9-1-1? my girlfriend's been kidnapped ""stay calm sir, what's ur girlfriend's name"" oh she goes to another school u wouldn't know her"
"What's the difference between anal sex and an oven? The oven doesn't fart when you take the meat out."
"Know Thyself, said Jesus. in the biblical sense. Merry Christmas."
"What do gay Russian partners call each other? Cumrade"