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Joke of the Day
"I want a Times New Roman on the streets and a Wingdings in the sheets."
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"That moment when the bus runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it!"
"Play on word jokes I love telling play on word jokes in care homes so if you have any jokes with plays on word please email them to me so I can add to my website."
"I've got two part time jobs. I'm a boxer, and a warm up act at the comedy club. I read between the punchlines."
"I bet when something really awesome happens to a dung beetle they say ""Oh, shit!"""
"Tell a sad story in 4 words Lifetime Cleveland Browns fan"
"There are 3 types of people in this world. Those who know how to count, and those who don't."
"Why is fishing called fishing and hunting is not called deering or birding?"
"I went to the zoo today and all they had was a dog... It was a Shih Tzu."
"Did you hear about the new in-flight corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere"