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Joke of the Day

"CENTAUR: My dad slept with a horse MINOTAUR: My mum slept with a bull PIGOTAUR: My dad was Prime Minister."

"How does a carpenter effectively build stairs? He thinks one step ahead"

"Divorce is like hitting the reset button on Super Mario Bros except now you pay for the Princess's castle and hope Bowser kills you."

"What do you call clothes for a car? A tire."

"What did one amorous flea say to the other? I love you aw-flea."

"Finally listened to the audiobook for ""The Hunger Games"". In my opinion, the book was better."

"Date: any pets? Me: a pet rock D: lol at least u don't have to housetrain it Me: *flashback to piles of pebbles all over my house* haha yeah"

"As a kid i looked up to Bill Nye the science guy, but as of today after learning about him i will probably look down on him. And people at my level would agree. I'm 6'3 and he is 6 feet tall."

"When I saw grown ups in public kissing I'd ask my mom, ""What are they doing?"" Now I wonder the same thing."

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? Because I really don't like running the 400M dash."