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Joke of the Day

"You're a special combination of disappointment, and What The Fcuk!?'"

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the crap out of the room for being black."

"Kids today will never know what it's like to have a 3rd grade teacher who teaches every subject and even serves as dentist on fluoride day."

"Why do they call it the XBOX 360? Because you turn 360 and walk away!!"

"I really like non-sequiters But I prefer irony."

"Life hack: Never actually say the words 'Life hack' out loud."

"I was gonna make a sodium joke but... Na"

"Accidentally played dad instead of dead when I encountered a bear and now it can ride a bike without training wheels."

"Dear Life, I have a complete grasp on the fact that you are not fair... so please quit teaching me that lesson."

"What do you call a homosexual black male? Spear Sucker !"