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Joke of the Day
"I was so ugly when I was born, The doctor smacked my mother!"
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"Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said ""What ya doin'?"" She said ""Buying luggage."""
"It's not much of a tattoo. More of an inkling."
"How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house? Paint a goal line on your driveway."
"What do i have in common with neutrino's we're both constantly penetrating your mom."
"Did you hear about the guy that made a terrible joke? He fainted."
"Women on twitter tell me my beard is hot Women in real life tell me where I can find food and shelter ."
"A zombie walks into a bar Bartender says ""we don't serve zombies here"" to which the zombie replies ""that's fine, is the human fresh?"""
"New research suggests that humans are double-minded... No they're not!"
"When 2 Chainz doesn't want to be recognized he just takes off one chain."