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Joke of the Day

"What is a frog's favourite website? REDDIT"

"Why is it that.. ..we still fall for click bait titles?"

"Say what you want about Edward Scissorhands... but I think he's a pretty sharp guy."

"i wanna get a huge pile of rocks for my driveway so i can park my car like a range rover dealership"

"Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine? Chernobyl fallout..."

"I experienced a bad date September 11, 2001"

"Today is my birthday, and my lesbian neighbors decided to gift me a Rolex. I don't think they quite understood when I said ""I wanna watch""."

"Who is the poorest guy in the south? The Tooth Fairy [LaughFactory](http://www.laughfactory.com)"

"I treat my wife like a fine wine. I keep that bitch locked in the cellar."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly You can't jelly your cock in her ass"