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Joke of the Day

"How do you catch a green elephant? Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap."

"They should have cell phone charges in waiting rooms instead of magazines."

"You know what George Bush and Floyd Mayweather have in common? W."

"My dad doesn't see why he should pay a mechanic to rotate his tires. He says they're rotating the entire time he's driving!"

"Before you pride yourself on being a big fish, make sure you're not swimming in a puddle."

"What's the opposite to Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken!"

"When is a single gay man's favorite time of the day? When he takes a shit."

"So I tried to tell a friend of mine an Isis joke... but it was poorly executed"

"Q: What do you call a cow who's had an abortion? A: De-calf-i-nated."

"The Best Knock Knock Joke All Day! Fuck you Chad."