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Joke of the Day

"I experienced a bad date September 11, 2001"

"What did the horse say to the group of kids. Haaaaay you guuuysss Hahahah hope youvliked it worked pretty darn hard.comon up woth thisnfunny joke, cya hahahahha lol"

"I pooped in 8 stores today. New record. 2 of them had restrooms."

"Q: Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier? A: To promote off-shore drilling."

"Don't introduce a guy to another guy. No guy needs to know any more guys."

"About an actress. Did you hear about that actress who killed her husband? Reese something... Witherspoon? No Witherknife."

"Growing up my girlfriend was called the human calculator... but that's just because 14 year old boys would have her do handstands so they could see her boobies."

"What's Moby Dick's dads name? Poppa Boner"

"Batman opened a restaurant... But he's serving just desserts."

"How I broke my cat's knees? With rude eyes."