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Joke of the Day

"I've spent the last four years looking for my ex-wife's killer... ...but no one will do it."

"Did you hear about the theft at the babysitter convention? The police ended up searching every crooked nanny"

"Leprecauns and gay guys must end up at the same places a lot."

"I like to sit on my hands until they go numb so it feels like somebody else is doing my dishes."

"Fun facts about Germany No fun in Germany, go back to work!"

"Procrastination is a dish best served tomorrow."

"My friend asked me today if I started Christmas shopping. I'm crying. While digging a hole to bury her."

"I lost my balance on an escalator and fell down the stairs for 2 hours."

"What did Napoleon have up his sleevies? His armies!"

"Boycott shampoo. Demand real poo."