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Joke of the Day
"Leprecauns and gay guys must end up at the same places a lot."
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"My mom should have been on a plane that crashed on 9/11 *I* think."
"Lance Armstrong should keep his awards. Last time I rode a bike doped up, I ran into a parked zebra."
"If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?"
"She uses her boyfriends toothbrush without his knowledge and wears his underwear every day....I eat a dog biscuit ONCE and I'M the weirdo???"
"Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food? An hour later you're hungry for power."
"Person asked me If I wanted to have a threesome I said no thanks if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd go out to dinner with my parents."
"so apparently there is no such thing as a valentine santa and i'm not sure whose lap i just sat on at the mall."
"The KKK was started by some dork who wanted to wear robes and call himself a wizard and his dad was like ""Ok but only if you're racist too."""
"What is worse than Spygate? Deflate-Gate"