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Joke of the Day

"My friend asked me today if I started Christmas shopping. I'm crying. While digging a hole to bury her."

"What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it."

"How did Harry Potter make it to the bottom of the hill? By walking... jk rolling"

"Air Bud trembles in fear after the opposing team drapes a basketball jersey over a vacuum cleaner and puts it on their starting lineup."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ? Cash me if you can !"

"Skydiving without a parachute is a once in a lifetime experience."

"How do you catch a unique horse? Unique up on it."

"What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas? B-2"

"Today I was hit in the back of the head with a bag of ice I was knocked out cold"

"Joseph and Mary are having a romp in the hay. Mary says, ""what if I get pregnant, what will I tell them?"" Joseph replies, ""you will think of something."""