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Joke of the Day
"Procrastination is a dish best served tomorrow."
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"How did the rooster get a lot of chicks? A lot of good yolks!"
"What do you call a very small valentine? A valentiny."
"Made a pact w/ my wife that if we're 40 & kids haven't stopped whining, we'll meet at top of the Empire State Building so they can't find us"
"Bring spoiled food to work enough and your coworkers eventually stop eating anything with your name on it."
"If you jump off a bridge in Paris... You are in seine"
"I have been working on some jokes about Parkinson's disease. But the punch lines are all a bit shakey at best."
"Disclaimer: My jokes are not always based on true events. Use as directed. Side effects may include genital swelling & loss of lunch."
"Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles? To the lo mein menu"
"What do you call a joke with no punchline?"