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Joke of the Day

"I pledged to pick up 10 pieces of trash on Tuesday. So, I'm going to Walmart to see if anyone needs a ride. *adds humanitarian to resume"

"NSFL NSFW It's a dead baby joke... NSFL NSFW What's worse than a dead baby in a microwave?... The guy masturbating just outside the microwave..."

"What's the difference between reddit and facebook? Reddit is better"

"I heard of a new sex position that I want to try. It's called 'with a partner'."

"Whoa whoa whoa. Stand down, nipples. It's just a little chilly weather, nothing to get excited about."

"How do really crazy people get through the forest? Via the psycho path."

"I really enjoyed reading the Diary of Anne Frank Although I was disappointed it ended rather abruptly"

"I told my friend that I grew up Catholic. She asked if I had ever been molested. I'm still pretty butt hurt about that"

"Tarzan's Marriage Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage? Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three."

"You had me at let's get divorced."