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Joke of the Day

"What did zero say to eight? Nice belt!"

"Someone sent me some wood, nails, a saw and a hammer in the post I don't know what to make of it"

"TIL that Caligynephobia is the fear of beautiful women. So if a guy doesn't talk to you then he probably has Caligynephobia. It's the only explanation..."

"What do you call Tinder for an amputee? Timber"

"Guaranteed weight loss! Stop eating!"

"Exclamation points are cocaine for sentences!"

"A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face. Edit: Come on! It s a joke, don t get butt hurt! And yes, I spelled woman wrong, who cares?"

"How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke? WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it..."

"My math teacher asked ""should we trust a radical?"" I said no, they ain't safe around planes."

"The best place to have a third nipple is on the palm of your hand so when you shake hands with someone you can sue for sexual harassment."