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Joke of the Day
"If I die, tell them to reconstruct me from sock DNA."
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"What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough? ""I'm afraid that's all going to waist."""
"What do you call a woman with one leg? Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene"
"October 31st, 2187: Sugar is now illegal. Parents search their kid's Halloween bags to make sure the razor blades don't have candy in them."
"A Higgs boson walks into a bar... ...the barman doesn't understand."
"Whats green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea!"
"What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common? I don't care if she has one."
"I'm stuck at a boring wedding reception, tell me a joke to get through it"
"With the rape allegations against Cosby... I guess we know what he meant by pudding pops. (I just made this up. Sorry if it's been posted.)"
"On my latest trip through New England I was really impressed with New York City but Boston just blew me away"