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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world. People who understand binary and people who don't."

"*knocks over the 17 Starbucks cups on her nightstand *answers her alarm clock, ""hello?"""

"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? Sorry, I was just laid by a hot chick....it's going to take me a while to get hard again."

"What did the comedian do when his joke did not go home with the audience? He became a boxer and delivered a strong punchline."

"A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him, ""You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you."" The drunk replies, ""Boobs."""

"[Penn and Teller getting a loan for their comedy act] ""Ok all you guys need is a name"" *they look around bank for ideas*"

"Nipples: Nature's thermometer."

"Help she is suffering from anal seizures? No she is just twerking."

"What's the I.T. guy's favorite pokemon game? It's a toss up between ruby and perl."

"I spent this past weekend baby-proofing my house... I'm not having a baby, but I hung up a bunch of anime posters to make sure that I never do."