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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world. People who understand binary and people who don't."

"Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all of the coffin."

"What's a wavelength's favorite animal? A lamb, duh!"

"My favorite exercise is a mix between a lunge and a crunch It's called lunch"

"Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm going home now."

"What did the dick say to the condom? Cover me I'm going in."

"Why couldn't the lizard get it up? He had ereptile dysfunction."

"Why should they have hosted the World Cup in a different country this year? .... because a brazillian things could go wrong"

"Where is the lost city of Atlantis? Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet."

"I'll do a lot of things for money, but I draw the line at working..."