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Joke of the Day

"Five American states that vaguely resemble Indian cuisine when spelled backwards: Aksala, Nogero, Sasnakra, Ohadi, Hatu."

"When I get a dog I'm going to name it fart So I can yell ""COME FART!"" In public"

"I know Jiu-Jitsu, Sambo, Judo, Aikido and lots of other scary words."

"Why did the Dollar note become 4 Quarters? Because it wanted ""to change"". *ducks*"

"What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? Just put it on my bill."

"The only reason I get up in the morning is so I can drink at night."

"What is a Mafia enforcer's favorite game? Whack-A-Mole"

"Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan? A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought that she had stopped aging."

"What sock do you put on last? The one that's left."

"I've never thought about suicide until now... But it might cheer me up if you tried."