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Joke of the Day
"Q: When do ghosts have to stop scaring people? A: When they lose their haunting licenses."
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"Masturbating in front of your partner in the hope that she'll join does not always work. And people on the bus stare at you."
"Seriously guys, every 'yo momma' joke has already been done thousands of times by thousands of people.. just like yo momma!"
"When a woman says ""I can't even tell you how upset I am right now"" just wait 3 seconds."
"Life is Like a Buffet- Sure, there are some good ones, but most are sad and crappy, and eventually, they kick you out."
"I always say the same thing when I find out I got a new employee Works for me!"
"""Where do escalators come from?"" ""Well, when an Escalade and an alligator love each other very much..."""