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Joke of the Day

"Q: When do ghosts have to stop scaring people? A: When they lose their haunting licenses."

"I meant to type : You're dear to me. I actually typed : You're dead to me. Losing friends is easy."

"Mayweather is dyslexic, He's supposed to punch his opponent and hug his wife."

"I hate bipolar jokes... They're hilarious."

"Why should you never mess with an angry dysentery patient? They lose their shit over the smallest things!"

"what does pinocchio have for breakfast? oakmeal"

"Q: What's a good place for water-skiing? A: A sloped lake."

"Wanted: Human left leg, to finish the monster I'm making in my basement. Will pay handsomely. No weirdo's."

"How does a white girl prepare for the world? Basic training."

"I cannot wait for my date tonight. Dates really are the best part of ramadan"