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Joke of the Day
"We should have a horse for president. All in favor say 'neigh'."
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"Logic What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album? Their response Flexicution"
"Today I had an allergic reaction to a peanut... **This title contains content from FINE BROTHERS ENTERTAINMENT who has it blocked on copyright grounds.**"
"What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner? Forgetti Bolognese."
"I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs. I'll call it Downtown"
"""That wasn't chicken in the Chow Mein"" I'd make a great Fortune Cookie writer."
"I had a wet dream about you last night I dreamed that you got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing."
"""That's me in a nutshell."" A peanut's photo album."
"The South is a magical place. It has the most wizards."
"There is no ""I"" in ""team."" But there's an ""I"" in ""Tim,"" and my friend Carlos pronounces it ""team"" so....there"