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Joke of the Day
"We should have a horse for president. All in favor say 'neigh'."
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"'How To Cope With Disappointment' ;-) Saw a sign outside of an office building which said ""Today's workshop 'How To Cope With Disappointment' has been cancelled"""
"Mispronouncing words is kind of my forty"
"If everyday is a gift, I want to know where I can return Mondays."
"Scientists: Don't freak out about Ebola. Everyone: *Panic!* Scientists: Freak out about climate change. Everyone: LOL! Pass me some coal."
"In response to McDonald's pay with hugs campaign, Nationwide will allow you to pay for insurance with DEATH."
"Netflix just asked me ""Are you really going to eat that too?"""
"What's the difference between a joke and a rhetorical question?"
"Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ? Pupil : A fight !"