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Joke of the Day
"I was wondering when the sun would come up... and then it dawned on me."
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"""Thats a sexy little outfit your wearing"" I said. ""I bet you want my cock in you"". ""Dave"", my wife said, ""do you know I can hear you on the baby monitor?"""
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy"
"Donald Trump I was told this was a place to post jokes, and that's the best one I know."
"Which reindeer have the shortest legs? The smallest ones."
"Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?"
"[makes tsk tsk tsk sound with my tongue as wife walks by and sees me looking at the Kim butt pic for the 7th straight day]"
"What was the Seagull's favorite online streaming service? Netfocks"
"Steam Greenlight"
"CEO: It's got wheels Inventor: It's the best we could do CEO: You had 30 yrs I: CEO: Put ""may not hover"" on the box and get out of my sight"