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Joke of the Day

"I hate when women try to talk about sports... You don't see me in the kitchen telling them how to make a sandwich."

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"Speak English, kiss French, drive German, dress Italian, spend Arab, party Caribbean."
"""Let's fly to Russia, get a bucket of water from the Caspian Sea, then put it above the door so it falls on Jeff!"" - Impractical joke"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? The person jogging had a Mc chicken in hand."
"I like my children how I like my Christmas decorations Only on the holidays."
"Pi-ku Math is fun When Mixed with some pie"
"What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand? A rather excited moth"
"Why do nuns never wear a bra? God supports everything."
"What are parents that you can see through? Transparents"
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink"