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Joke of the Day
"Which side of the goose has the most feathers? The outside"
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"I'm about to pound some meat. Sadly this is not a euphemism. Again. *sigh*"
"What famous chiropodist ruled England ? William the Corn-cutter!"
"Why was the army recruiter in the nursery? To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry."
"Wow, where did you learn to be so good at sex?! I was home schooled"
"Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant? Because the state abolished plant parenthood"
"The New Zealand Military"
"I want to make a joke about screamo music... But there was no rhyme or reason to it."
"If my inlaws break a bylaw, does it make them outlaws? Would any lawyer be in a preposition to answer this one for me?"
"What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime? Parah Salin."