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Joke of the Day

"[THIS IS NOT THE GENERIC CHICKEN JAYWALKING JOKE] Why did Adele cross the road? To say ""Hello From The Other Side""."

"HATE when this happens: Get in Bed. Get perfectly comfortable. Suddenly must pee."

"Why did the chicken cross the road To see the ugly man. Knock knock Who's there? The chicken."

"How Am I Doing? I'll Tell You How I'm Doing Volumes: 1-8"

"TRAINER: you know what they say ME: no pain! lo mein! TRAINER: it's ""no gain"" ME: (eating Chinese food) i like this better"

"Q: How do you take census in a Polish village? A: Roll a quarter down the street count the legs divide by two and subtract one for the Jew who catches it."

"Server friend was complaining about her pay at local restaurant Server friend was complaining about her job at local restaurant. So I say, ""Don't worry. Good things come those who wait."""

"Guess who's the central character in the next Aliens movie ... Ripley, believe it or not!"

"Ninjas are like virgins.... No one ever sees them coming"

"""Young man do you think you can handle a variety of work?"" ""I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in four months."""