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Joke of the Day

"My corner store failed because most people want more than just the corners of stuff."

"Did you hear that Iowa State is now offering Agriculture courses? It's a growing field"

"________________________ With all the bad puns going around, I had to draw the line somewhere."

"Hell yeah I'm a catholic i've been addicted to cats my whole life"

"What happened to him after she made a joke he fainted"

"Some chick got her nipple pierced at the bar last night. I'm not very good at darts."

"Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team? Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States."

"What's the point of going to somebodys funeral? It's not like they are coming to yours."

"I used to go to Weight Watchers to meet women [FIXED] Turns out they're way harder to pick up than I thought."

"Im so proud of one of my friends that happens to be a gay midget. He just came out of the cabinet."