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Joke of the Day

"I wondered why the train was getting bigger... then it hit me"

"What are Mario's overalls made out of DENIM DENIM DENIM"

"You mother is such a whore . . . she was hired on the spot at Pillsbury for her extensive yeast collection!"

"Why can't Mexicans play Uno? They'll steal all the green cards"

"Apparently my friends came up with this joke about my penis but nobody will tell me it... They keep telling me it's too long"

"If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get? Mistletoe."

"Why did the boy become an astronaut ? Because he was no earthly good !"

"My boyfriend woke up this morning with a huge smile on his face. I love sharpies"

"My skateboarding career and Jon Snow have a lot in common. They both ended with an Ollie."

"What do you call a large bread disco? [deleted]"