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Joke of the Day
"Hell yeah I'm a catholic i've been addicted to cats my whole life"
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"A man was circumcised in a dodgy alleyway... He paid close to nothing for it but was not happy as later that day, he was complaining to his friends that it was a complete rip-off."
"""Are you pro gay?"" he asked. ""Amateur at best,"" I replied"
"Wanna know what the hardest part of Roller Blading is? Telling your parents that you're gay."
"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong WALKED on the moon. Michael Jackson fucked little boys."
"The Simpsons will never run out of money. Homer's always bringing home the D'oh!"
"A Korean walks into a bar and orders a drink The bartender looks him over and says, ""Aren't you a Lee Ul-Yung to be drinking?"""
"Which two farm animals are the dirtiest? Brown chicken brown cow.."
"9 out of 10 depressed people are not positive thinkers."
"You are living, you occupy space and you have mass. You know what that means... You matter!"