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Joke of the Day
"What's the point of going to somebodys funeral? It's not like they are coming to yours."
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"99% of lawyers ... . . . give the rest of us a bad name."
"Did you hear the one about the sexually promiscuous citrus fruit? He got lemon aids."
"Before you judge a person make sure you walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
"Q: Why was the chicken happy? A: Everything was eggcellent."
"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches."
"If you pronounce the word vase like ""voz"" I'm gonna want to punch you in the foz"
"Be thankful for Facebook, the way gas prices are headed we may never actually see each other again."
"Muslims are like the common cold and SJWs are like AIDS. It's easy to fight off a cold unless you have AIDS."
"A wise man once said, ""Science bring people to the moon..."" ""...and planes bring people into buildings."""