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Joke of the Day

"________________________ With all the bad puns going around, I had to draw the line somewhere."

"What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots, you racist!"

"What happens when Bosnian terrorists start attacking municipal government buildings? It Herzegovina"

"My purse is deeper than some people."

"I would tell you jokes about perfect girlfriends But you wouldn't get them"

"What's the ultimate rejection? When you masturbate and your hand falls asleep."

"friendzone how many ""friend-zoned"" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."

"I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook... They wanted books but instead they got magazines"

"To the teenager that flipped me off for honking at you. Your phone is on top of your car."

"Twitter has no plot, millions of characters, & it never ends. Basically, it's a ""Hobbit"" movie."