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Joke of the Day
"Who makes the best milkshakes ever? Michael J. Fox."
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"""This bouquet is missing some flowers"" I said lackadaisically."
"What does trump call the loose skin around a vagina? A woman"
"Call me a stun gun Because I'm going to shock you with a bad joke."
"There's only one kind of humor in Africa... Dry humor."
"Two sperms are talking with each other... ""Hey man, how long till we get the ovaries?"" ""Long way still, we just passed the throat."""
"What do you call a cow who just gave birth? Decalfeinated"
"Did you hear about the homeless artist who got turned down in his submission for a classic string toy rebranding? It was a no-go hobo yo-yo logo."
"BOSS: OK! Who smashed a hole through the wall?! [Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man]"
"I gotta go guys. I just found out my lunch break isn't 6 hours long."