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Joke of the Day

"Call me a stun gun Because I'm going to shock you with a bad joke."

"Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped? Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!"

"Why did the doctor quit his job? He ran out of patients."

"*Creates Animals* God: They're magnificent. Angel: Some of ur best work. Man: Which ones go on pizza?"

"The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice."

"We should just name hurricanes after politicians. That way we wouldn't have to worry about them actually coming through with anything."

"Why do I support extreme racist political parties? Because their aims are white up my street"

"Wanna hear a joke?! My youtube channel :)"

"Only and only when a mosquito lands on your balls do you realize there are some problems that can be solved without violence :)"

"Maybe leave yourself in a hot car with a window open one inch for 15 minutes while your dog runs into the store"