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Joke of the Day

"BOSS: OK! Who smashed a hole through the wall?! [Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man]"

"I think my wife's sewing machine is on the blink. I'm not sure what's wrong, it just doesn't seam right."

"Transform chocolate into a balanced meal by eating it standing on one leg WITHOUT falling over. Chocolate yoga: it's the next big thing."

"19 and 20 got into a fight... Now they're facing 123 years on disturbing the peace."

"If revenge is a dish best served cold AND revenge is sweet then revenge is basically ice cream. Bring it."

"What did the mexican say when he hugged a cactus Ay, Ay, Ay, Ayy"

"I bought a fleshlight today My masturbation has gotten out of hand"

"BREAKING: Scientists send teen girl back in time to report on WWII. ""Hitler's haircut is literally the worst,"" she writes. ""Also he's mean."""

"Whenever I see a person with a yoga mat... I tell them to get bent."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take me a minute to get hard, I was just laid by this chick."