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Joke of the Day
"how are women like a quantum computer? they are both turned on and off by you at the same time."
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"Women's Darts The only time they'll see a 180 is when they're programming the oven."
"First came up with this joke when I was 5 and it's still the funniest thing I've ever said. Q. What do you call a line of Barbies? A. A Barbecue!"
"KNOCK KNOCK.....WHOSE THERE? GESTAPO"