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Joke of the Day

"Why are all black people fast? They aren't... The slow ones are in jail"

"You seem awesome. I can't wait to find out what I hate about you."

"What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts!"

"What's the Middle East's favorite candy? YemenHeads"

"How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama? One Mississippi."

"I told my psychiatrist that I believe I have the power to detect Indian bread for miles around. He said that's naan-sense."

"Me: Excuse me, where are your nails that twist? Worker: You mean screws? Me: I don't know, I'm not a nail scientist. Worker...."

"I missed you with all my darts"

"Jesus must of thought of this in his last moments ""I can see my house from here""."

"What is black, white, and red all over? Interracial double penetration"