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Joke of the Day
"I went to the zoo this past weekend. The only animal they had was a dog... it was a shih tzu."
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"""Let's do 5 sets of squats & then try lifting for an hour. It looks like you got out of shape after your dad died"" ~ Really personal trainer"
"I secretly like days when none of my facebook friends have birthdays."
"Why did Scottish baby sneeze? It got week old."
"What's a Brazillian's least favorite math chapter to do? 7-1"
"A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog stand and says ""Make me one with everything"""
"Why are gingers' feet so rough? Because they have no soles"
"Why are anorexic people cannibals? Because they're always putting their fingers in their mouths."
"How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buck an ear"
"As a commercial livestock hauler I've delivered quite a few donkeys in my time I suppose you could say my clients get their ass handed to them"