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Joke of the Day
"KNOCK KNOCK.....WHOSE THERE? GESTAPO"
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"So it looks like there was a paedophile ring operating at the heart of Thatcher's government. I don't know why everyones so shocked, they were well known for fucking miners."
"What do you call mints you can spread through social media? Memementos"
"Ceilings were just ambitious walls."
"[on a date] *wonders if she'll steal my fries while I use the restroom* *shakes Magic 8 ball* ""YES"" *takes plate of fries with me*"
"Why is Santa Claus so horny? Because he only comes once a year!"
"Are all NASCAR fans fat with goatee's or is that just the women?"
"HIPSTER COP: *into radio* ""We've got a 13-88 in progress...it's a pretty rare crime, you probably wouldn't know it"""
"If a Butterfinger doesn't list butter as an ingredient, then is it all just finger?"
"I was shocked when I found out just how many techno songs Steven Hawking sings on."