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Joke of the Day

"Actually, Kara, love is an illusion created by chemical reactions. The most powerful force in the world is the invisible hand of the market."

"If gyms paid pretty girls to just sit and clap in the weight section, I bet they could charge anything they want for a membership."

"I went to the zoo. So I went to the zoo last week. It was such a bad experience. I paid 20 bucks and there was only 1 animal there. A dog. It was a shit zoo."

"What do cannibals call shin meat? Below knee"

"Chimney Sweep Lady chimneysweep is a real fluesie"

"I always wanted to be just like Flo Rida. That's why I changed my name to ""New Ham Sure"""

"I should have been a psychic I hear they make a fortune."

"On sex, Confucius say: ""Couple who have sex on side of hill, not level"""

"How is parsley and pubic hair alike? You just brush them off to the side and keep eating"

"Why did your sister keep running around her bed ? Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep."