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Joke of the Day
"My boyfriend is so cute I decided to get another."
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"My GF's jokes. #1 What type of car does James Bond drive? 00-Sedan"
"*texting with my mom* Mom: I miss your handsome face! Me: Aww..thanks, mom! I miss you too! Mom: Sorry. Wrong number."
"A maybe original one-liner ""I put blood, sweat, and tears into my work,"" said the disgusting bartender."
"My girlfriend's keyboard broke, and she sent me this message. ""HelpmyspacebarisbrokenandIwouldlikeanalternative"" What the hell is a ternative?"
"Whats the difference between Batman and a Blackman? Batman can go into a store without robin...."
"Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch? Because it's still dressing."
"I absolutely, unequivocally support any and all scientific efforts to create a real, working invisibility cloak. I just want to make myself crystal clear."
"Math is like another language 2n+2n is 4n to me"
"How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, at least two, provided the lightbulb is big enough."