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Joke of the Day
"I arranged a Reddit meet up for /r/sexaddicts... ...and everyone came!"
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"I feel like MacGyver- given a bottle opener and a bottle of beer, I was able to crudely fashion an open bottle of beer."
"What do you call two lesbians in a closet? Licker cabinet."
"What kind of meat do priests eat on Friday? (And no, the answer is NOT ""nun"".) filet mig-none"
"Why does Teller piss everyone off when he leaves a party? Goes without saying"
"I got invited to a potluck orgy... It was first come first serve."
"Donald Trump on not repeating himself at last nights debate: ""I do not repeat myself! I do not repeat myself!"" Funny, cause its true."
"Have you heard the watermelon joke? It's pitiful."
"Some random farmer stole all of my wheat. Talk about ill-gotten grains."
"What does a French beaver call her home? (From my 8 year old) Madame"