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Joke of the Day

"I just read this article about short term memory I don't remember what it was about"

"If my girlfriend slept with the whole Wu-Tang Clan, we'd have to break up because I wouldn't be cool enough to date her anymore."

"I didn't want the cop to see that my car's registration tags weren't current but apparently swerving erratically got his attention too"

"Never pee with the door open, it totally freaks out the other motorists."

"Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level."

"A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk' to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill."

"How many feminists you need to change a lamp? ""That's not funny..."""

"Food Fact: PringlesTM are actually shavings from the AllpringleTM, which resides in the center of the Earth"

"To err is human... To arr is pirate."

"Dad: Where were you? Earth wire: Hanging out with live and Neutral Dad: You grounded"