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Joke of the Day

"Paul Walker proves god is real ! Paul Walker was meant to walk, but he took a car and god punished him for not walking. This proves that - Atheist: 0 Theist: 1"

"My sex life is like my credit card. It expired a long time ago."

"How much Blow Can Charlie Sheen Do?.. ..... Enough to kill 2 and 1/2 Men"

"The good news is that there is baseball in heaven... The bad news is that you're pitching on Friday."

"Where do cows stay when they go on vacation? In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away."

"What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick? Hope you fell better tomorrow."

"Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope? He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope."

"What would be the worst meal for a football wife? OJ and Rice"

"We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick."

"Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have."