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Joke of the Day
"What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick? Hope you fell better tomorrow."
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"Trying to decide who to leave my middle fingers to when I die."
"What's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator ? ... Have you ever heard a refrigerator fart when you pull out the meat?"
"Monica Lewinski released a statement that said she would be voting for Donald Trump the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth"
"[interrogation] ""Where were you on the night of the 5th?"" ""Dealing drugs."" ""Louder for the tape?"" [leans in] ""Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."""
"A good way to make friends is to crawl under the bathroom stall quickly before they can get away"
"Ask your doctor if practicing medicine is right for him"
"Last night I found out that my wife has conditional gender dysphoria. She said that she needed to be Frank with me."
"I seasoned my beef with too much salt I'm salty."
"What did the African have for breakfast? E Bol A Cereal"