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Joke of the Day

"We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick."

"Skills can be taught. Character you either have or you don't have."

"What do you call a confident chicken? Cocky"

"If circumcisions take an hour to complete, how long will you have to work to complete 12? Around the cock"

"I went to an Anti- Abortion rally... Their slogan was ""our movement is unstoppable, they will never defetus"""

"God says to jesus, ""You remembered it's father's day?"" Jesus says ""what the hell am I supposed to get a man who has everything?!"" *God turns & winks at camera* ""Omnipresents."""

"A sniper looks over a large crowd of people from his hidden perch. Over his earpiece, he is told to fire at will. He carefully spots his target, and shoots. ""Crap, that wasn't Will."""

"I went to an allotment yesterday to find more soil there than the day before. Today, I went there again and found even more soil.. The plot thickens..."

"I'm currently trying to remove all Cancers. Then I'll move on to Virgos."

"An elderly woman was at the doctor's office... She asked why she was so sore all the time. He replied, jokingly, ""A dissipated youth?"" She replied, ""I wish I could remember him!"""