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Joke of the Day

"Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope? He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope."

"The pleasure is all mine... The greeting of a greedy hedonist."

"""What do we want?"" ""A cure for ADHD!"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Squirrel!"""

"For sale: Standards. Mint condition. Barely used."

"Knock knock? Who's there? Dr Who. WHICH Dr Who?"

"What did the incredibly racist country club owner reply to the Black guy who applied for membership? ""Come on right in! Every brother is welcome in my crib!"""

"There was a vote at the offices of Microsoft whether to update a beloved software or keep it the way it was. Bill Gates decided to v2 it"

"Why was the big hairy two-headed monster top of the class at school? Because two heads are better than one."

"Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested? He attributed to the delinquency of a miner."

"Step 1: Stay up late Step 2: Get up early Step 3: Hate the Earth"