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Joke of the Day

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forwards, they'd still be on the boat!"

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"A drunk throws up on a dog.. And say.. ""Jesus I don't remember eating that !"""
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"Picked up our Christmas tree from the lot today AND my wife hasn't shaved in 3 weeks. Noble fir in the streets. Noble fur in the sheets."
"Women are better than cake. You can have a woman and eat her too."
"What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes? You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/"
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