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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house? Mortgage Freeman"
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"Why would you get mad? Because you cant take a joke."
"The jerk store called. *removes hat* I'm afraid there's been an accident."
"When couples tell me they're taking their relationship to the next level, I just assume they're gonna start throwing cutlery at each other."
"What does a tuna, a glue stick, and a piano have not have in common? You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
"if you just show up to a delivery room in scrubs and carry a videocamera you can usually film like 7 or 8 births before they throw you out"
"A good pick up line to use on a pregnant woman is ""Got room for one more in there?"""
"When I die, I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather Not screaming, like the people in his car"
"How many babies does it take to make light? 99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid."
"What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man? Space"