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Joke of the Day

"I tell pissed off women to ""calm down"" So yeah, I'm into extreme sports."

"My maths teacher told me to draw a square. Instead I drew a circle. He said ""That's terrible, go and stand in the corner!"" I said ""where's that?"" *- Tim Vine*"

"How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger? Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette."

"Grammar tip Farther = physical distance Further = metaphorical distance Father = emotional distance"

"DEODORANT: ugh i hate my job, gotta go in his gross armpit all the time TOILET PAPER: bro"

"Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building? Fall-adelphia!"

"Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks"

"Why did the janitor take early retirement? Because he realized that grime doesn't pay."

"What do you call a lesbian who also doesn't eat meat? A vagetarian."

"When's a door not a door? When it's ajar."