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Joke of the Day
"Woman's rights Not an april fools joke."
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"Yesterday my boss asked why I was tardy and I said, ""I don't think you're supposed call people that any more."""
"Did you hear about the sick ghost? He had oooooo-ping cough."
"I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football. Nobody expects the Spanish in position."
"Do you, Karen, take David the Optometrist to be your lawfully wedded husband, for better or worse? Better... or worse? Better... or worse?"
"Me: hello, police? I think I'm living with a murderer! Last night, she came home with a body... Crap! She just came in. Cat: *meow*"
"[NSFW] What did Olive Oyl say to Popeye on their wedding night? ""No fisting."""
"The great thing about Reddit and internet forums is that they're ageless. As long as teenagers act mature and adults act immature. And if you don't agree you're stupid."
"Where does a librarian sleep? Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door."
"A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender replies, ""I'm sorry, but we don't serve spirits here"""