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Joke of the Day

"Woman's rights Not an april fools joke."

"Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !"

"Why didn't the spaceship take off? Becuase it was astronauty"

"I'd tell a chemestry joke but I'm afraid I wouldn't get a reaction."

"I've been playing poker on Facebook. So far I've poked 113 women, but not a one of them have poked me back."

"Make sure to dress extra provocative if you ever find yourself in a 5th attempt to overturn a criminal conviction You'll definitely need that six appeal."

"mean while, while you were ""Gaming "", i tasted 100 different wines in a cave behind a waterfall and cried into a shaman's arms"

"What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road? 'Let's be avenue.'"

"The ""Ooooo"" the audience makes during a sitcom kiss but for me when I finally take a shower."

"What do we want? LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want them? NNNEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWwwwwwwww"