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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the sick ghost? He had oooooo-ping cough."

"You dig ,I dig, she dig, he dig, we dig, they dig. It's not a great poem but it's very deep."

"Stuck in a hug. It went 5 seconds too long & now we're too stubborn to let go. Whoever dies first loses THE HUG WAR."

"I thought of having a threesome But then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents"

"And so, Jesus said unto Peter ""Come forth and win yourself eternal glory"" But Peter came fifth and won himself a toaster"

"I lost my job today ""What? How?"" I just wasn't a good housekeeper ""BUT YOU'RE A BEEKEEPER"" Well that explains all the screaming"

"I still have a lot of teen angst You wouldn't understand"

"Why should you never put the punchline in the title? Because it ruins the joke"

"Wow, the guy buried alive with weed in his pocket must be rolling in his grave right now."

"I'm not mature enough to work at Siemens."