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Joke of the Day
"Where does a librarian sleep? Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door."
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"What do GTA and the third Reich have in common? If you have a star, you are getting chased."
"2016 got me like I had no expectations, still didn't meet my expectations."
"I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta, It is now a Ford Focus. I can't claim credit for this one, I heard it on one of my favorite streamers' streams."
"Who loves fast food? Jared fogle"
"a dyslexic man walks into a bra"
"What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ? They both have 'the' as their middle names !"
"Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends? They compliment each other nicely."
"[train station] Man: hey you. Woman: Hi. M: i'm Christian. W: That's a pickup line? *rolls eyes, walks away M: ugh. i hate my name."
"What's different for Sean Connery when he has sex with his wife or with a prostitute? It's the shame."